May 2, 2000
Zimbabwe:
The coming Invasion
We’re going in
THE
STORM IS BREWING
Considering
how long they can be, I am very grateful that you read my columns
to the end, and I really do not want to push my luck too far. I
usually try to change the subject of my columns from one week to
the next. This week it is different. Last
week I wrote about Zimbabwe, and this week I am writing about
Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe is going to be the scene of the next Western
invasion, and it is going to come soon.
WHINE
ON THE RHINE
Very
soon, according to the German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine.
In a report
this week, they claim that the British Army is going to go in
to Zimbabwe, ostensibly to protect the White population. Interestingly
the newspaper reports that British troops will launch from Mozambique,
which has a heavy military presence due to the relief efforts after
the flood. The other point it makes is that the British special
forces, the SAS, are supposedly already in the area, although it
does not say whether they are in Zimbabwe itself. After a few
days' denial, they have admitted
that a force is ready, but only to evacuate the British Citizens.
Do they really think we will believe them? I speculated before that
Britain was being built up for an invasion in Zimbabwe, and this
weeks events are baring this out.
THE
FAILED TALKS
We
have had the press frenzy, the tantalising hints, the masked military
build up and another part of this aggression by numbers came in
to place this week, the failed talks. The British and Zimbabweans
sat down for a day’s
talks (wow, a whole day, this was obviously more of a formality
than even Rambouillet). In return for the British offer of £36 million
for land reform, the British wanted the power to decide how that
money was spent. Reasonable enough, but to be honest did Britain
need a summit over this? Will the summit be seen in the future as
an attempt to hammer out an aid package or as the Zimbabwean government’s
last chance to be reasonable? I have grown far too old and far too
cynical.
THE
ELECTION –
OUR LAST STRAW
The
ritual before we invade usually involves some sort of election,
and conveniently, one is coming up. The way in which we are being
preached at by our media is that the ruling ZANU-PF party has no
chance in a free election. The fact that Mugabe has the tribal loyalty
of the Shona people, many of who still live in the countryside and
dream of taking land for themselves, is just not considered relevant.
An alliance of the Ndebele, the city dwellers and the workers on
white farms may out vote ZANU-PF, but that is not certain;
after all this is what elections are all about. However, to the
Western media a win by the governing party will be seen ispso
facto as fraud. I am not saying that there will not be fraud;
or that there has not been intimidation and one-sided use of the
state owned media. Recently there have been reports that the opposition
is a broken reed. Even if the dead don't vote and the boxes
aren't stuffed, we now have an excuse
to invade after Mugabe wins a fair election. This
is quite simply not a reason for invasion, although it will be made
out to be one. When the British government stop appointing their
supporters
to positions in the BBC and stop
using the Police to intimidate opponents then the British government
may cast the first stone.
THE
MUGABE FACTOR
Of
course, there is one person to blame for much of this, and this
is Robert
Mugabe. Now I am not going to claim that this was because of
the economic crucifixion that he is subjecting his country to in
the hope of terrorising the opposition. This is reprehensible, no
doubt, but that is merely an excuse. The west had far more cause
for concern in the early 1980s when thousands of the Ndebele people
were being massacred because of their ethnicity. Obviously drawing
attention to this would have been impolitic when we were trying
to make out that Apartheid was one step off the holocaust, and something
far worse was going on over the border. Nevertheless, Mugabe is
to blame because of his reliance on foreign aid. When will the third
world leaders learn that independence is a mere formality when you
are relying on foreign government aid year in, year out? Zimbabwe
does not need British aid to get on with land reform; the government
has a large amount of land already. It merely has to take it off
the party bureaucrats and generals who have squandered it. No money
needs to change hands; no troops need to be flown in. The fact is
that the neo-colonialism that the left bleated on about has happened,
but because we followed the policies of the left. By making many
of our ex-colonies supplicants, we denied them the ability to take
their economic independence. It was not the multinational companies
that denied Africa real independence. Western governments and African
"leaders" like Comrade Mugabe are guilty of this.
RIGHT
AROUND THE BEND
It
will be a miserable time to be anti war in Britain (although preferable
to being in Zimbabwe). For those of us right wing sorts, it usually
is, but with a war in Zimbabwe, it will be more so. The fact that
there will be an invasion of an old colony will make many in the
right exultant. The right in Britain often sincerely believes the
Empire was a good thing, both for Britain and for those who were
ruled. The idea that the people who are being terrorised are white
even though by far the largest number of victims are in fact black,
will also play a part. This theme is being stressed by the normally
scrupulously colour blind BBC. The ease of identification with English
speaking people of British ancestry is obviously far stronger than
it is with Kosovan Albanians. Instead of looking at whether this
foreign adventure is in British interests they will instead exult
that it is not in our interests, this makes it morally right.
The left do not have a monopoly on tortuous logic.
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