Oh, boo hoo hoo,
Poor Slobo's had a "coup"!
Oh what, pray tell, are we commies to do?

Mirjana's not cool,
Neither is the JUL,
Marko's been deported
And Slobo plays the Fool.

Politika's gone commercial,
So has RTS,
Say goodbye to propaganda,
Things are quite a mess!

Oh, how I long for the good old days,
The golden years of Slobo.
When the jails were full,
And Mirjana had pull
But now he's just a hobo!

Oh, how I wish the Wall had never fallen!
That People's Barrier in Berlin.
We'd sure be sitting pretty
And the commies would be In.

Who needs those rotten capitalistees
With their top hats and cell phones?
All these arrivistes,
Negotiating loans.

How I long for Comrade Tito,
He'd know what to do!
He'd line them all
Against a wall
And smash this nasty coup!