*SO SUE HIM: Julian Sanchez gives everyone’s favorite law professor a swift kick in the shorts.
*SUPPORT OUR TROOPS: The patriots at Free Republic show veterans some mad love.
*UH, MR. PRESIDENT: “Is Bulgaria still part of the coalition, and, if so, what have they done for us lately?” Calvin Trillin imagines a press conference worth watching. (Props to Krokul River.)
*APOCALYPSE NOW vs. M*A*S*H: Korean War vet fights Vietnam vets at Veteran’s Day parade. No civilians were injured.
*GOY HOWDY: Junior neocon Ben Shapiro outs Al Franken: “The great Jewish poster boy intermarried 25 years ago, although his non-Jewish, non-Jewish educated children ‘think of themselves as Jewish.’ He was never bar-mitzvahed and attended Jewish ‘Saturday school’ for approximately two years — he ‘hated’ it. He doesn’t believe in the veracity of the Bible or in Israeli settlements, which he describes as ‘religious fundamentalism.'” Expect David Frum to be outraged by this crude anti-Semitism–on Franken’s part, of course.