Considering Graner’s Future

by | Jan 11, 2005

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“Don’t cheerleaders all over America make pyramids every day? It’s not torture.”

– Defense lawyer Guy Womack

Rumor has it that Fox News is considering hiring
Spc Charles Graner as a commentator and pinch-hit host should he be acquitted of abusing prisoners at Abu Ghraib. Considering the Fox News fans I’m familiar with, it strikes me as a perfect choice. Well, unless the Cheerleader Defense fails.