Every other day or so, a news story describes life in North Korea. It is invariably a story about the totally asinine pronouncements of the government there. It almost makes me want to have a section on the page entitled “Those Wacky North Koreans,” under which we would place headlines such as:
Get a Socialist Haircut, North Korea Tells Men, on how the NK govt says that long hair saps the brain of its energy.
North Korea Orders Preparation for War With US, where one of the preparations include food, water, weapons, and portrais of Kim Jong Il.
North Korea: Train Blast Victims Died Saving Portraits of Kim, noting the official (and to me, highly offensive) reasons for the death of a few NK “heroes.”
Communism doesn’t just make you short; it makes you a total retard, as well. Hopefully, this is all coming to an end very soon…