The cartoon that is Jonah Goldberg’s reality gets even weirder. As Arthur Silber points out, Jonah’s flight of fantasy doesn’t even work as a joke, as it might if, say, Teddy Roosevelt were the subject, because caricatures are supposed to play on attributes the subject actually possesses. Also, note that Jonah switches from putative joke to straightforward GOP rhetoric in the second paragraph. Stephen Colbert has these guys down.
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The left wing of the War Party starts snuggling up to the right. Nancy Pelosi, addressing the president: “Let’s work together to find a new direction in Iraq.”
I’m guessing east.
On October 10th, Camp Falcon, a US Army base outside of Baghdad, was attacked by Iraqis. A major fire broke out and munitions started going off – including a few fairly spectacular explosions. Video of the event was shown on CNN and has circulated around the internet.
Here is one of the better ones.
Since then, we have been getting more and more letters here at Antiwar.com, asking about widespread rumors that the explosions seen in the video were American nuclear munitions detonating due to the fire.
I called our resident nuclear bomb expert, Dr. Gordon Prather, who spent his entire career making, testing and advising senators about nuclear weapons.
He dismissed the idea entirely.
All fission weapons that the US has in inventory are plutonium-239 implosion bombs. Inside the bomb there is a core of plutonium surrounded by high-explosives at dozens of detonation points. If they are not all detonated simultaneously – within microseconds of each other – supercritical density is not acheived and the nuke will not go off.
That is, if the US military, for some absolutely inconceivable reason, were storing nukes in Iraq, and one were subject to a roaring fire or shot with a gun, it would not detonate in a nuclear blast.
I say inconceivable because if in the wildest hypothetical where the Bush administration actually had a contingency to nuke Baghdad, it would be from US based bombers or an aircraft carrier or sub at sea, not from an inventory sitting around on the outskirts of town. Prather notes, “I can’t think of any advantage to it. If they do, they’re crazier than I thought.” (He already knew they were crazy.)
Dr. Prather also says that conventional high explosives would be plenty to explain the mushroom shaped clouds and bright flashes. (The fact that these are the types of weapons being used against the people the US supposedly “liberated” is its own separate outrage.)
The link to the photos of the aftermath at the bottom of this Wikipedia entry ought to help to put the matter to rest as well.
There also seems to be some confusion about depleted uranium. This is uranium 238 used by the US military in anti-armor rounds due to it’s strength and the fact that its structure causes it to self-sharpen as it penetrates, rather that being smashed flat.
Though incendiary, this stuff has nothing whatsoever to do with fission or fusion of any kind. Uranium must be enriched to over 93% U-235 in order to make a bomb out of it. (This is why Iran cannot make a nuke no matter what the Israeli government and its partisans claim.)
As for the idea that the explosions were due to some sort of fusion weapons, H-bombs are bigger than fusion bombs, that’s why Truman made them. A fusion bomb also requires a fission explosion to make it hot enough for the fusion. Safe to say, none of this took place at Camp Falcon. H-bombs are the city killers, not tactical nukes – which these weren’t anyway.
Update: Another bogus part of this story is that there were massive US casualties. That was a total lie made up by the fake TBR “News†and people claiming to be the “Iraqi resistance,†and then repeated. TBR claims over 300 casualties, the military reports none.
Others in the rumor mills still claim that at least six Iraqi translators were killed, which seems to originate with a story in a paper (on a website?) called “Quds Press,” which purportedly (I can’t read Arabic) claims dozens of US casualties – far less than the liars at TBR, but reliable? Hardly.
It is impossible to bury reports of US deaths on the scale that either set of rumor mongers claim – well, anywhere outside New Orleans.
Here at Antiwar.com, our own Mike Ewens keeps track of all US casualties in Iraq, which are far too many without TBR making up 300 more.
Comments welcome at Stress.
Army recruiters are getting so desperate for cannon fodder in Iraq that they are blatantly lying to potential recruits.
According to an ABC News undercover investigation, Army recruiters even told students that the war in Iraq was over in order to get them to enlist. Students with hidden video cameras visited ten Army recruitment offices in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut. Here is a sample of what was recorded:
“Nobody is going over to Iraq anymore?” one student asks a recruiter.
“No, we’re bringing people back,” he replies.
“We’re not at war. War ended a long time ago,” another recruiter says.
Full story and video here.
