It appears America’s military fear-mongers have just about run out of new ways to try to frighten us into submission. So the best they are able to come up with now is to say the boogie men are heading south, to the blue waters and delightful beaches of the very un-Muslim Caribbean.
Seriously. And the photo above is of an ISIS landing craft.
The number of ISIS devotees living in or coming from the Caribbean is on the rise, according to U.S. Southern Command chief General John Kelly, who oversees “security” (and paranoia) throughout South America.
Kelly said he has seen a shift in rhetoric by top ISIS leaders geared toward a “few very, very radical mosques” in the Caribbean, essentially directing would-be disciples to conduct attacks from their islands (a sort of “work from home” scheme) rather than trek to the Middle East and risk capture by law enforcement. Nonetheless, Kelly estimates that the number of radicals who left the region anyway to join ISIS has risen from 100 to 150 over the last year.
“It seems like the Islamic extremists and terrorists have shifted a lot of their message, and that is, ‘Hey, rather than come to Syria, why don’t you stay at home and do San Bernardino, or do Boston, or do Fort Hood?’” Kelly said Friday at a Pentagon press briefing, reciting just about the only real terror actions in the Homeland over the past 14 years. Also, the Fort Hood shooter was motivated by al Qaeda; ISIS didn’t exist outside of Iraq at that time. Maybe a lesson in there, eh General?
The Marine Corps four-star general said he was particularly worried that “nuts can cause an awful lot of trouble down in the Caribbean” because small island nations like Jamaica lack law enforcement agencies, such as the FBI or the Transportation Security Administration, and many of them have “very, very small militaries, if they have militaries at all.” Oh, if only they could be more like us…
Now of course the question might be how will these new Islamic pirates of the Caribbean infiltrate the United States? Perhaps by disguising themselves as bales of marijuana?
Peter Van Buren blew the whistle on State Department waste and mismanagement during Iraqi reconstruction in his first book, We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Iraqi People. His latest book is Ghosts of Tom Joad: A Story of the #99 Percent. Reprinted from the his blog with permission.
“nuts can cause an awful lot of trouble down in the Caribbean” said the four star nut trying to cause trouble in the Caribbean.
Especially if you get kicked in them.
I sleep well knowing that the US military is prepared for voodoo attacks from the Caribbean.
I don't think vodoo is big in Jamaica – try Haiti.
The Rastafarians are going over to the dark side? Great Marley's ghost!
Sounds like he's trying to sell a new military contract.
Radical jihadism in the land of Rhastafari. What crap.
They have managed to keep the Haitians at bay but the island is full of the poor, drugs & those left behind in the tourist trade. DON’T laugh too quickly and underestimate the devil. MUSLIMS are growing hand of fist in number & that is a DANGER. They are convince the women that if the embrase Islam their men will not wonder etc. They fool the women into thinking they will have control only to dominate and brainwash them. They are working hard on the educated feminist in the USA WHO ARE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR GENITAL MUTILATION ETC. They try to spread it as a socialism & globalism. DANGER #JAMAICA.