The Lynndie England Defense Fund

I’m trying to imagine who might donate to the Lynndie England Defense Fund. Rush “Blowing Off Steam” Limbaugh? FReepers? Republican neocons?

The site, still being developed, also will try to help improve England’s image which, until now, has been controlled by the Army, said lawyer Rhidian Orr.

“The part we don’t see in the press right now is Lynndie the human being,” Orr said by telephone from Denver.

“Lynndie has a life. She’s a churchgoing person. This isn’t a bad person who did these acts. … This is one person defending herself against not only the government, but what the media is trying to do to her.”

Because sometimes you just shouldn’t believe your own eyes.

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Worst Attack Since the Handover…

Bombings, clashes kill over 120 in Iraq today – and not a word yet (3:50 CST) from Glenn Reynolds, Jeff Jarvis, Volokh, Tim Blair, Roger L. Simon, or Andrew Sullivan, all of whom have found time today to post mind-numbing trivia. Come on guys, I need some positive spin on this. Explain to me how this is really a sign that we’re just about to turn the corner. You’re supposed to be the hardnosed pragmatists – give us a little of that old callous magic you do so well!

US pays 30,000 Iraqi police to go away

The top news story out of Iraq today reports a massive suicide car bomb in Baqouba. Early reports neglected to mention that the target of the bombing was an Iraqi police station, in front of which lines of Iraqis applying for jobs as policemen had formed, but that information is now out. It is well known that guerillas have targeted the Iraqi police force for being collaborators with the occupation, but a report from Newsday reveals another reason for Iraqis to hate the NEW! Iraqi Police:

BAGHDAD, Iraq — The Intelligence Service has its own secret prison. Criminals wear uniforms and collect police salaries. Senior security officials hand out jobs to family members. Investigators charged with being watchdogs over the police say they have little or no power. They report to the interior minister rather than to justice itself. The police arrest the innocent, beat them, and imprison them without charge; and in at least one case, police shot dead an innocent bystander.

This is not Saddam Hussein’s corrupt police state. This is the new Iraq run by interim Prime Minister Ayad Allawi, the man the international community is hoping will shepherd Iraqi democracy into being early next year. There are so many corrupt, violent and useless police officers in the new Iraqi police force that, according to a senior American adviser to the Iraqi police, the U.S. government is about to pay off 30,000 police officers at a cost of $60 million to the American taxpayer.

Did you get that last bit? The US government is paying 60 MILLION dollars stolen from American taxpayers for 30,000 Iraqi “police” to go away.

The staggering cost and violent results of the repeated asinine blunders committed by the clueless neocons and Bushie nation-builders in Iraq is no surprise for those who’ve watched this farce unfold. Could anyone read this and not feel a frisson of dread as well as anger at the hypocrisy and stupidity of the War Party?

United States occupation authorities are recruiting and training agents with the Iraqi intelligence service to help identify resistance to US forces after months of increasingly sophisticated attacks and bombings.

The employment of agents of Saddam Hussein’s brutal security services underscores a growing recognition that US forces cannot alone prevent attacks like the bombing of the United Nations headquarters last week.

Authorities had stepped up recruitment over the past two weeks, a senior US official said.

“The only way you can combat terrorism is through intelligence,” the senior official said. “It’s the only way you’re going to stop these people from doing what they’re doing.”

Officials are reluctant to disclose how many former agents have been recruited since the effort began. But Iraqi officials say they number anywhere from dozens to a few hundred, and US officials acknowledge that the recruitment is extensive.

OK, so now we have installed the thug Allawi in place of Saddam and recreated Saddam’s Mukhbarat. Allawi is shooting people in cold blood and sending goon squads out to round up entire neighborhoods. His secret police are torturing and beating prisoners and the New! IP are shaking down Iraqis at checkpoints and working with kidnappers. What was the justification for invading Iraq again? Anybody? Is anyone still mystified as to why the guerillas would attack the Iraqi “police” so relentlessly?

Demagogues Gone Wild

Everyone hates at least one of them, and this is why: Michael Moore vs. Bill O’Reilly. (Be sure to read the conditions Moore stipulated for the interview at the beginning of the article – i.e., that it oughta be an honest record of what took place.) My favorite excerpt:

    MOORE: So you would sacrifice your child to secure Fallujah? I want to hear you say that.

    O’REILLY: I would sacrifice myself—

    MOORE: Your child—It’s Bush sending the children there.

    O’REILLY: I would sacrifice myself.

    MOORE: You and I don’t go to war, because we’re too old—

    O’REILLY: Because if we back down, there will be more deaths and you know it.

    MOORE: Say ‘I Bill O’Reilly would sacrifice my child to secure Fallujah’

    O’REILLY: I’m not going to say what you say, you’re a, that’s ridiculous

    MOORE: You don’t believe that. Why should Bush sacrifice the children of people across America for this? …

    MOORE: Right, I would not sacrifice my child to secure Fallujah and you would?

    O’REILLY: I would sacrifice myself.

    MOORE: You wouldn’t send another child, another parents child to Fallujah, would you? You would sacrifice your life to secure Fallujah?

    O’REILLY: I would.

    MOORE: Can we sign him up? Can we sign him up right now?

    O’REILLY: That’s right.

    MOORE: Where’s the recruiter?

    O’REILLY: You’d love to get rid of me.

The tough guy goes out with a whimper. The look on O’Reilly’s face during the parts above is priceless. Watch the video (link at top of article).

DNC Night 2

Sweet merciful God, is it over yet? Tonight was pure fluff from start to finish. Ted Kennedy tried to beat a few more flecks of pixie dust from Camelot’s rugs. Howard Dean played the good party hack. Barack Obama said little of any interest, but he benefitted from what the Prez used to call the “soft prejudice of low expectations” – his speech was alright, to be sure, but you could almost hear the talking heads thinking, “Gosh, he’s so articulate!” Ron Reagan spoke about stem-cell research – or rather, heavily government-subsidized stem-cell research. Finally, our potential first African-American first lady, Teresa Heinz Kerry, spouted more liberal cliches than the backside of a Berkeley Volvo.

Say, fellas, ain’t there a war on? You’d hardly know it from the speeches tonight. Of course, you’d think the evening was nothing but Quakers and Bush-haters if you watched it on Fox News (as I did). They’re still whining about the peacenikery/vituperation that my eyes and ears somehow missed in real time. Too bad they’re lying.