Christopher Hitchens apparently ran out of booze and got mad, launching a vicious 4298 word attack on Michael Moore, and his new flick Fahrenheit 9/11 – and a defence of the Iraq war. Hitchens believes that, if not for the good ol’ USA, Hussein would have systematically massacred every Iraqi, even to the last child. Hitchens’s world – and the neocons’ – is one where the entire non-democratic world is populated by hideous, unstoppable totalitarians, endlessly evil, endlessly resourceful. The powerless masses of these nations being unable to stop them, only Uncle Sam can. The world is more complex in the average comic book. Stare very closely into Hitchens’s eyes and you’ll see a tiny American flag blowing in the vapors of his mind – perhaps that’s also what he sees.
Hitchens accuses Moore of making an anti-war propaganda flick, not an “even-handed” one. What a shock! That was Moore’s purpose from the start, and it’s a valid one. As Roger Ebert pointed out recently:
“Most documentaries, especially the best ones, have an opinion and argue for it. Even those that pretend to be objective reflect the filmmaker’s point of view. Moviegoers should observe the bias, take it into account and decide if the film supports it or not.”
With that in mind, here’s Hitchens:
“At no point does Michael Moore make the smallest effort to be objective.”
Translation: At no point does Michael Moore make the smallest effort to agree with Christopher Hitchens. Why should Moore make an effort to take the War Party’s side? He thinks it’s disastrously wrong, and he’s not trying to report on history, he’s making a documentary. Hitchens has some advice for the flick’s potential audience:
“By all means go and see this terrible film, and take your friends, and if the fools in the audience strike up one cry, in favor of surrender or defeat, feel free to join in the conversation.
However, I think we can agree that the film is so flat-out phony that "fact-checking" is beside the point.”
I shall fact check the dreary ol “Hitch” rant. Hitchens criticizes Moore for pointing out that Bush spent a good deal of his time until 9/11 on vacation, and asks “Isn’t he [Bush] supposed to be an unceasing planner for future aggressive wars?”
No, he isn’t. He’s a nincompoop, and this website has already gone into laborious detail about who the war planners are.
Hitchens may also be misrepresenting what may be an equivocal moment captured on video, of Bush just after he’s learned of the second plane crashing into the WTC. Hitchens writes:
“Bush is shown frozen on his chair at the infant school in Florida, looking stunned and useless for seven whole minutes after the news of the second plane on 9/11.” That’s not what Ebert thought. He wrote:
“The look on his face as he reads the book, knowing what he knows, is disquieting.” Continue reading “Hitchens Rant”