NORAD’s annual Santa Watch Getting Surprisingly Warlike

Every year, NORAD makes a big deal out of its “Santa tracking” mission on Christmas, one of the few non-warlike things they do any given year.

This year, not so much.

Along with tracking Santa this year, NORAD is also saying they’re establishing some sort of “anti-Grinch Firewall” to stop foreign Grinches militarily.

Absent in this is that, canonically, the Grinch became a good guy by the end of the show, so unless the cartoon is taken as some sort of prophecy of future activities, the Grinch is already a good guy, and foreign or otherwise, not someone the US military needs to be gearing up against.

The NORAD site doesn’t have a Grinch section, thankfully, so they don’t appear to be spending any money cracking down on him. Still, the fact that they felt the need to mention hostile action at all during Christmas this time is, puzzling to say the least.

24 thoughts on “NORAD’s annual Santa Watch Getting Surprisingly Warlike”

  1. Start em young when they still believe in Santa and Jesus and the other sky fairies and you've got their hearts and minds for life. Then just tell them that one of the sky fairies is being threatened.

  2. I am rather surprised that the TSA hasn't set up strip searches for the lines of kiddies waiting to talk to Santa Claus at the malls. The NSA could also record the wish lists the kids whisper to Santa, just to make sure that no unapproved toys are requested. And the NYPD's counter-intelligence unit could start digging around to find out exactly what naughty things those kids have been up to. A few Santa poseurs on the informer payroll ought to grease that action nicely.

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